tombstone blues
your feelings on macarons are my feelings. macarons need to be everywhere. EVERYBODY NEEDS THESE DUMB CANDY SANDWICHES, IT IS LAW

I am still furious about macarons. I spent years and years of my life loftily and quite blissfully disdaining these silly hipster pastries. so many pastel-toned photos of overpriced sweets! I am sure they are not even that good! why are you ordering them from France you fools!

then I moved to New York.

and visited Macaron Parlour on St Marks.

(they make my favourite macaron in the world, which is EARL GREY WITH CHOCOLATE BUTTERCREAM. they also make maple bacon macarons. and ones with cognac. and rosemary. and apple cider. and dulce de leche. and SO MANY OTHER THINGS. IN SO MANY COLOURS.)

and now I understand, and I WISH I DIDN’T.

THEY ARE SO TWEE AND PRICEY AND MADE OF HEAVEN, HOW DARE THEY

GODDAMN TIMEZONES AND NOT BEING ABLE TO SCREAM IN REAL TIME ABOUT STUPID FBI AGENTS AND THEIR STUPID EVERYTHING. Guuuuh in my mind Mulder is a little bit 'what the WHAT' the first second after he registers Scully Tattoo, bc this poor child is still a liiiiiitle bit the guy who answers Scully's 'MULDER IT'S MY LIFE' with 'yeah but it's my--[REDACTED]', because Scully is so much the other binary star in his solar system he forgets she's got her own moons and stuff on the side. BUT HE MAKES GOOD.

SUS I READ THIS MESSAGE WHILE ON HOLD WITH A GEICO INSURANCE REP AND WHEN HE CAME BACK ON IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO BE ABLE TO SAY “HELLO” LIKE A PERSON

I JUST NEEDED YOU TO BE AWARE OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS.

(picture if you will Mulder with his face in Scully’s shoulder whispering sweet nothings about the historical and mythological significance of the ouroboros and finally Scully’s like, we are in my bed and you are talking about GRECO-ROMAN ALCHEMY, what gives, and Mulder’s like …is this not foreplay? and Scully’s like [unconvincing disapproving frown that turns into a laugh as she leans back against him])

aliens-scully:

Pride, Trust, Acceptance

Art happened because Mulder finally seeing Scully’s tattoo is something I’ve always wondered about and could never bring myself to put into words.

malformalady:

Ha ha Cemetery. Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada
Photo credit: doc loplop

malformalady:

Ha ha Cemetery. Harvey, New Brunswick, Canada

Photo credit: doc loplop

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eccentric-nucleus:

big hero type goes to save the world from an ancient evil unsealed after a bajillion years except they end up dating the ancient evil instead


Gillian Anderson, The X Files

Gillian Anderson, The X Files

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

dillyboys:

less romantic love more Romantic love, come grave robbing with me in a thunderstorm. 

thelightofthingshopedfor:

pizzzatime:

nevverHot Wheels

plenilune, seems kind of relevant to your interests