if anyone said this to me i would give them a look of horrified betrayal, tbh
if you can be this cavalier about coffee you are not my people
DO YOUR LIPS TRANSMIT LARGE QUANTITIES OF CAFFEINE INTO MY BLOODSTREAM? NO? THEN I DON’T THINK SO
"Everybody is using coffee. If possible, this must be prevented. My people must drink beer."
- Frederick the Great, from a proclamation against coffee, September 13, 1777. The World of Coffee by Bennett Alan Weinberg and Bonnie G. Bealer, 2001.