tombstone blues

guess who signed some fancy papers like an adult and now legally owns a shiny blue moped

guess who signed some fancy papers like an adult and now legally owns a shiny blue moped

World UFO Day may be almost over, but it lives on FOREVER in our HEARTS

World UFO Day may be almost over, but it lives on FOREVER in our HEARTS

oh shit, mulder and i essentially have identical haircuts atm

(fig. 1)

(fig. 2)

—which is deeply tragic on every level because this is the “i cut my own hair in the bathroom at 3am and sometimes try to push it presentably out of my face with water in the morning because i’m too depressed to perform normal human functionality” haircut 

i feel bad for both of us

parents have got Dinner Guests and it is Irrationally Stressful

so I’m hiding out in their bedroom with a bottle of wine and “One Breath”

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG 

"share a Coke with Kate" Bishop obviously.

"share a Coke with Kate" Bishop obviously.

blackwidowry:

marcy’s new bff!!!!!

I HAVE A PUPPY
(lies: puppy has me)

blackwidowry:

marcy’s new bff!!!!!

I HAVE A PUPPY

(lies: puppy has me)

graveyard picnic.

graveyard picnic.

hello internet what should I do with this fine Friday night

hello internet what should I do with this fine Friday night

after a struggle: preppy disguise for today’s interview
a) I looked really nice for the social services people
b) no one can tell I have UFO socks on under my brogues

after a struggle: preppy disguise for today’s interview

a) I looked really nice for the social services people

b) no one can tell I have UFO socks on under my brogues

Easter sunrise picnic. by the water, with doughnuts and hymns, just the way my family always does.

Easter sunrise picnic. by the water, with doughnuts and hymns, just the way my family always does.

in other news, I’m me again.

in other news, I’m me again.

friday night post-work partying with research and wine~

friday night post-work partying with research and wine~

therockroselife:

STOP SCROLLING

imagine your OTP kissing in the rain.

ok, continue.

as a rule I don’t even care about ~imagine your otp~ posts except that a notification of this post popped up on my twitter feed while I was reading twitter and walking and then I did and I made this face

image

for like three blocks

six months: a retrospective. I am: probably thinner, definitely faster, have been through three hair colours, three jobs, three apartments, and five pairs of boots. still not sure if I’m happier or sadder. bigger. shell’s a little harder, insides a little more tender. still no good at crossing the street. still have a Pennsylvania ID and a southern phone number; still don’t know how to answer everyone always asking “where are you from?”

i’m great at weekends

i’m great at weekends