skypeing with my family and… an alligator.
portrait of the blogger with MILKSHAKE FULL OF CARAMEL VODKA
JO ACQUIRED, ACHIEVEMENT GET
no reblogs ♥
I’ve been at Gamble’s for like half an hour and I’ve already drawn fangs on a orange and described multiple versions of the Vanishing Hitchhiker legend and made an “oral tradition” double entendre, so. uh.
portrait of the blogger exhaustedly drinking cappuccino in cafe hangout because she sold almost a thousand dollars worth of shots last night and made a killing in tips but is also about to die because she didn’t sleep until like 5am and has to go back to work at eight tonight and tomorrow.
also my entire body aches, including my elbow joints???
Sunday I am taking the subway to church and also getting a vodka milkshake and possibly looking into a massage. unless I am dead. which would be regrettable, as I’d like to have a degree before I die, and I still have five Post Road pumpkin ales in the fridge.
I actually had a weirdly not bad Halloween, all things considered? also my customers were mostly good-natured and respectful, even the drunk ones — I only had to threaten one dude with a violent death if he didn’t take his hand off me. (benefits of working at kitsch Halloween bar and wearing fangs on the job.) emotionally I mostly feel okay, just completely exhausted physically and spiritually, we’ll see how I feel after I get through Saturday.
hot red wine cider because I can finally buy something other than dirt-cheap coffee at Yaffa
oh look I have a Gamble AND WE HAVE A CASTLE
man, I’m awfully fond of the Yaffa Cafe; they’re open all night and don’t bother me if I just sit here for hours with my one cup of coffee or a mimosa (coffee is the cheapest thing but dang I like mimosas a lot) (this… is not a mimosas week in my finances however) and their wifi is among the fastest I’ve found thus far and also damask wallpaper and mismatched furniture and ridic red leather couches as benches in some areas aaaaaah
if they played their music a little more quietly and had cheaper non-drink items they would be perfect, but then the balance of the universe would get all confused and then their wifi would probably have to suck by default.
who has an otp shirt HELL YES IT’S ME
reading in line at Shake Shack
JO YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE LIBRARY BEFORE YOU STARVE TO DEATH