happy birthday you big spooky nerd
sometimes I look at the massive amount of new followers I have and realise, oh god
you haven’t been here for various important pieces of information and may thus make HILARIOUS MISTAKES
so lest yet another person make a comparison that makes me laugh for literally two entire minutes:
I am really, really, really, really, really not Scully.
I can’t even do math.
also I literally sleep on a couch full-time and spend much of my spare time reading about aliens and the paranormal
(exhibit a: in case you thought I was joking, I’m super not joking. my life has reached critical levels of self-parody.)
more than once while socially panicky and tipsy at a bar I have explained obscure aspects of vampire mythology to a) coworkers b) complete strangers.
also I’m incapable of properly feeding myself or sitting in chairs appropriately and there is a bag of sunflower seeds the size of my own face on my couch as I type.
I think you can see where this is going.
I have already done so many things today (okay like two things but one was an interview) and I have scratched my eye somehow so glassestime for the day and I WOUNDED MY THROAT SOMEHOW swallowing a pill wrong so I am STUCK WITH TERRIBLE THROAT FEELING and it has got very cold suddenly and basically this means I am going to hole up in this office forever and watch Farscape while draped in ten thousand blankets (two). or take a nap. maybe both. maybe both at once.
oh here’s this super important photo I forgot to post here.
I never found a poster to take a photo with in Lexington and I almost walked face-first into this one and then stared at it with radiant watery eyes for like five minutes and some passers-by were like, so is the play good? and I think I just cried at them until they agreed to go see it.
ME AND MY NEW BEST FRIEND MOTHMAN
the most important friendship portrait ever.
hanging out in the State Theatre hearing experts talk about Fortean shenanigans.
FIRST GLASSES IN FIVE YEARS
yes I am wearing my helmet
this is probably the best outfit I’ve put together in a while. hell yes thrift stores. (also my sisters should clean their room.)
hey guys Kyra thelightofthingshopedfor sent me a package today