they were selling this by the bottle for $2 apiece at the grocery store; I’M SO HAPPY
I am so charmed.
I pissed off this strange dude so much by making myself a crown on my birthday. here I am, blithely ordering my life far, far away, with the power to REALLY IRRITATE TOTAL STRANGERS. the power may go to my head. and my possibly-haunted flower crown will blossom more terrifying than ever.
"stop putting flower crowns on everything", like heads, where they traditionally go. definitely not there.
I finished the Peacekeeper Wars.
the frell kind of finale you call that
maybe I will watch all finales from under a desk from now on
I could watch the Farscape finale, or I could just sit here in the dark.
I haven’t decided if I’m going to keep this or dye over it as my hair hasn’t been this light since I was two, but I got a haircut and had to bleach it anyway and I’ve always wanted to give platinum a go so I’m testing it out.
guess who signed some fancy papers like an adult and now legally owns a shiny blue moped
World UFO Day may be almost over, but it lives on FOREVER in our HEARTS
oh shit, mulder and i essentially have identical haircuts atm
—which is deeply tragic on every level because this is the “i cut my own hair in the bathroom at 3am and sometimes try to push it presentably out of my face with water in the morning because i’m too depressed to perform normal human functionality” haircut
i feel bad for both of us
parents have got Dinner Guests and it is Irrationally Stressful
so I’m hiding out in their bedroom with a bottle of wine and “One Breath”
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
"share a Coke with Kate" Bishop obviously.
marcy’s new bff!!!!!
I HAVE A PUPPY
(lies: puppy has me)
hello internet what should I do with this fine Friday night